Comedy

Verification Codes

The other day I looked through my imessage messages and I realized "hey I think I'm getting more verfication bot texts than texts from girls on Hinge who I've graciously shared my number with. Claim.md has been hitting me up like (whisper voice sexy) "you're verification code is 134567".

Climbing Gym

Went back to the climbing gym the other day. And I have to say it's such a cool vibe. Cute girls are twirling from the sky, there's a saunce, a slack line. There's chalk in the air. People are working hard on prolems but they're also relaxed. But I'm not really a climber anymore. I like it but at a certain point I don't really care for the pain - just not my thing ya know. But I do like (emphasis large eyes) the vibe. I like that does of granola straight to the viens. And a dose of chalk right to the lungs. I can already feel my hipster stash.

But one of my challanges in that space is already I love the vibe, those super cute my type girls with tatoes that do yoga and twirl also don't align with my conservative values so much. And by so much I mean not at all and by not at all I mean they would shun me if they knew I believe in (whisper) monogomy, freedom of speech, and the (say quickly) jewish right to self determination in our ancesteral home.

Anti-Semetic Unity

If the right starts hating the Jews. I think it might be good for Jewish unity. "Well I guess everybody hates us so we have a centerist, naunced perspsective on things now."